{"id":43,"date":"2026-05-23T05:10:40","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T05:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2026-05-23T05:10:40","modified_gmt":"2026-05-23T05:10:40","slug":"the-301-best-fake-quotes-in-history","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"The 30+1 Best Fake Quotes in History"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>T<\/span>here is a growing and worrying market for fake quotes. I have friends who have tattooed their backs with a quote attributed to Diego Armando Maradona, believing it comes from Aristotle. And it\u2019s a plague that is completely out of control. So much so that there are countless fake quotes that are better than the originals, and that reveal truths their supposed authors could never have reached. As a journalist, I like to contribute to the chaos, and that is exactly what I\u2019ve come to do with my own collection (ideal for breakfast mugs, tattoos in Chinese characters, and motivational messages on school and office whiteboards):<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=41\">The Foreign Policy Establishment Plans for a Post-Trump World<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Adam Smith: \u201cHow sad it is that so many people who defend me to the death are incapable of understanding my books.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Albert Einstein: \u201cIt is incredible that my theories have gone down in history, and that scientists of all eras have taken me seriously, despite the photo of me sticking my tongue out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Angela Merkel: \u201cThe best thing about the Refugee Welcome policy is that the migrants never make it to my little cottage in Uckermark.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Arthur Schopenhauer: \u201cWhat time do we eat lunch here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Barack Obama: \u201cI hate people like me, but I can\u2019t say it in public.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cicero: \u201cI have never said 90 percent of the nonsense attributed to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Charles Darwin: \u201cFor God\u2019s sake, I\u2019ll say it one last time: Gregor Mendel did the pea thing, not me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cleopatra: \u201cThe truth is, I was incredibly beautiful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Descartes: \u201cI hate it when Alexa randomly plays Bad Bunny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emmanuel Macron: \u201cThe other day I almost had a heart attack: I was walking through Paris, and I ran into a Frenchman!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fidel Castro: \u201cI\u2019m not very capitalist, but someone should pay Che Guevara and me image rights for the merchandising at far-left music festivals.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Franz Kafka: \u201cI find it irritating that they use my surname to describe a team\u2019s strategy in any sporting event.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Frida Kahlo: \u201cBeautiful, beautiful\u2026 I\u2019ve never been.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fyodor Dostoevsky: \u201cSince 1821, saving idiots from their own stupidity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>George Soros: \u201cMy great contribution to humanity is to annihilate it without them noticing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Itxu D\u00edaz: \u201cFor fake quotes to be attributed to you, there first has to be someone who even slightly cares enough to quote you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=39\">Bob Woodson Against the Grievance Machine<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Joe Biden: \u201cDid the quote have to be mine, or can it be someone else\u2019s?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Justin Trudeau: \u201cBeing born male is an act of ancestral hostility by men against women.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kamala Harris: \u201cIf you want to succeed in life, don\u2019t do what I do, and learn to keep your mouth shut in public.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Karl Marx: \u201cI\u2019m just a spoiled brat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark Twain: \u201cIt\u2019s a shame my funniest quotes are apocryphal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mahatma Gandhi: \u201cActually, I\u2019ve been a bad guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Napoleon Bonaparte: \u201cIdeas become incredibly persuasive once you\u2019ve burned a few cities down first.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nelson Mandela: \u201cWith me began the great lie of international cooperation and development aid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Paulo Coelho: \u201cIf you desire something with all your soul and heart, you stretch your arms toward the universe begging for what you so desperately want, and you count to six while holding your right testicle with two fingers, absolutely nothing will happen. Follow me for more self-help advice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Plato: \u201cThinking is fine, but cold beer is unbeatable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ronald Reagan: \u201cDo I really have to be quoted by so many idiots?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Socrates: \u201cLife consists of choosing between Western culture, its cathedrals and its literature, or kebabs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thomas Jefferson: \u201cBill de Blasio is a fool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Voltaire: \u201cYou will suffer the consequences of my actions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Winston Churchill: \u201cWould kill the asshole who took the first photo of me with a cigar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>READ MORE from Itxu D\u00edaz:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Imagine a Better World: More Rich People and Fewer Mamdanis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I Thought of You While Reading This Novel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The New Billionaires Believe They Can Survive Anything If Their Bunker Is Deep Enough<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=36\">The Best and Worst Presidents \u2014 the PragerU Survey<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A most wonderful article<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-laughing-matters"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - 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