{"id":210,"date":"2026-05-29T06:45:50","date_gmt":"2026-05-29T06:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2026-05-29T06:45:50","modified_gmt":"2026-05-29T06:45:50","slug":"five-quick-things-fidelito-at-long-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nationallogisticspost.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Five Quick Things: Fidelito, At Long Last"},"content":{"rendered":"

F<\/span>irst, if you\u2019ll allow me, I\u2019d like to \u2018splain myself. There was no column in this space yesterday, and no particularly good reason for that.<\/p>

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Well, that\u2019s not true. I had a decent reason.<\/p>

Tuesday night was the big annual fundraising dinner for the Louisiana Freedom Caucus PAC, which is the political action committee supporting the Freedom Caucus in the Louisiana legislature (I make the big money<\/del> beer money running the thing), and after spending a month hawking table sponsorships, promoting it, and helping our hired pros to manage it, I was exhausted. If I\u2019d had to write a column, it would have stunk.<\/p>

So I begged off.<\/p>

I\u2019ll make it back up. Maybe this weekend. Who knows?<\/p>

Anyway\u2026<\/p>

1. So He Really Is Fidel\u2019s Bastard Kid? YOU DON\u2019T SAY.<\/h2>

This isn\u2019t proof, per se, but it does seem to be proof that those of us who\u2019ve noted the obvious \u2014 namely that former Canadian semi-dictator Justin Trudeau is clearly Fidel Castro\u2019s son and not the offspring of Pierre Trudeau \u2014 are not crazy.<\/p>

This is one of those things that is self-evident just by looking at the pictures\u2026<\/p>

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A composite image featuring Pierre Trudeau, Justin Trudeau, and Fidel Castro.<\/p><\/div>

There\u2019s a whole story about how Pierre Trudeau, the former Canadian prime minister, and his wife went to Cuba to pay homage to the communist tyrant, and Fidel blew more than cigar smoke at Mrs. Trudeau.<\/p>

And no, I\u2019ll not trouble you with any more metaphors than that. I\u2019m tempted to just say \u2018nuff said and leave it at that. Except\u2026<\/p>

Fidel Castro\u2019s daughter Alina Fern\u00e1ndez addresses the rumors that Justin Trudeau is her half brother.<\/p>

The strangest part of her recent interview with @KatiePavlich is that Fern\u00e1ndez did not outwardly deny the story.<\/p>

PAVLICH: \u201cFor years, we\u2019ve heard rumors that Justin Trudeau,\u2026 pic.twitter.com\/JNdkuanwZp<\/p>

\u2014 Overton (@overton_news) May 28, 2026<\/p><\/blockquote>

OK, NOW I can say \u2018nuff said.<\/p>

Except that this is such a colossal, glaring indictment of the conservatives in Canada that it\u2019s impossible to give them any respect.<\/p>

When your opponent is quite clearly the bastard son of a blood-soaked communist dictator who drove an island paradise into the dust, you play that to the absolute hilt, and you make said poor bastard into such a figure of ridicule and shame that he\u2019s driven from public life.\u00a0(RELATED: Hasta la Vista, Fidelito!)<\/strong><\/p>

You don\u2019t sit politely for a dozen years watching him do to your country what his biological father did to his own.<\/p>

2. This Is Why Ken Paxton Is the Right Man<\/h2>

Melissa Mackenzie and I did a segment on the subject of John Cornyn and Ken Paxton, and the utter shellacking the latter laid on the former Tuesday night in Texas\u2019s GOP senate primary. It\u2019s a little longer than we normally do at The Spectacle<\/em>, but given that we only had two segments this week, we wanted to go into detail on that race. (RELATED: The Spectacle<\/i>\u00a0Ep. 423: GOP Texans Are Over Establishment Losers Like John Cornyn)<\/strong><\/p>

Especially given Paxton\u2019s general-election opponent, James Talafreako.\u00a0(RELATED: Turkey Leg Talarico, Not Ken Paxton, Increasingly Looks Like Texas Toast)<\/strong><\/p>

Yeah. That\u2019s one of the names Paxton gave him in his victory speech Tuesday night. Along with Sex-Gender Jimmy and Low-T Talarico and one or two others.<\/p>

There is this line, and as Melissa noted, Cornyn is one of the people peddling it even after he was clobbered on Tuesday, that it\u2019s going to be a heavy lift getting Paxton elected to the Senate.\u00a0(RELATED: Trump Is Blowing Up the Majority? What Majority?)<\/strong><\/p>

What utter bovine scatology.<\/p>

Ken Paxton is one of the most reliable electoral winners Texas has. He regularly annihilates the competition despite these \u201cexperts\u201d poo-pooing his chances every cycle.<\/p>

How come? Because Paxton treats his opponent, particularly when it\u2019s a Democrat, as an enemy and goes for the jugular.<\/p>

And he\u2019ll do that to Talarico. This won\u2019t last long.<\/p>

I could launch into a dissertation on all of the disqualifyingly creepy things about this obviously closeted gay vegan who suddenly has a secret girlfriend of four years whom he refuses to marry and is now being photographed munching down on a beef rib, but I won\u2019t. If you\u2019re the type of folks who read this publication, there\u2019s an outstanding chance you already know everything. (RELATED: The Incredibly, Unacceptably Weird James Talarico)<\/strong><\/p>

What I will instead do is posit that the James Talaricos of the world get elected because they run against the John Cornyns of the world and not the Ken Paxtons. Allowing your opponent to get away with his deviant beliefs and habits while your own \u2014 or, sometimes worse, your own lack of any distinguishing features at all \u2014 are dissected and reassembled in the worst light possible is political malpractice of the first order, and it\u2019s exactly what the Washington Generals wing of the GOP is famous for.<\/p>

We all know that the same John Cornyn camp who spent $100 million in the GOP primary \u201ctelling the truth\u201d about Ken Paxton\u2019s domestic foibles and \u201cquestionable ethics\u201d (which most people, when they found out about what Paxton was actually accused of, regarded as pretty \u201cmeh\u201d abuses at the end of the day) would go surprisingly meek in the face of Talarico\u2019s promotion of transgender insanity, open borders, demonic Christian heresies and other abhorrent public pronouncements.<\/p>

Happens all the time. John McCain, Mitt Romney, George W. Bush \u2014 just sitting still and watching anti-American weirdos run rings around them while apologizing for the beliefs they supposedly hold.<\/p>

Canada\u2019s conservatives have it even worse, which is one reason why Canada has it even worse as a country.<\/p>

And this isn\u2019t just politics. Next week on the Spectacle,<\/em> Melissa and I will do a segment on Canadian influencer Nicholas Wagter, who was involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital in Vancouver because the local government apparently doesn\u2019t appreciate his questions about Chinese penetration of that country\u2019s governmental bodies. Let enough stupid, tyrannical communists get power over their fellow man, and you don\u2019t look like Copenhagen, as the lying Bernie Sanders pretends is his model, but Guangzhou.\u00a0(RELATED: Carney\u2019s Canada Is China\u2019s Vassal)<\/strong><\/p>

Ken Paxton has made it clear for his entire career in public service that he\u2019ll drink his opponent\u2019s blood from a Solo cup before giving them that win. Republican voters have started to recognize that the current situation calls for that kind of fighting spirit, and if it means shrugging at Paxton\u2019s less-than-exemplary domestic life, so be it.<\/p>

At least Paxton isn\u2019t claiming to be something he isn\u2019t. Talarico wants you to believe he has an unnamed girlfriend he\u2019s been with for four years, but she\u2019s very private and therefore he won\u2019t tell you who she is and he\u2019s also not going to marry her any time soon \u2014 all while he can\u2019t stop agitating on behalf of the queer and trans community.<\/p>

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Because that\u2019s what straight guys from Texas do, dontchaknow.<\/p>

It\u2019s absolutely insulting. Just tell everybody you\u2019re gay \u2014 we already know \u2014 and let that poor girl off the hook as your imaginary beard.<\/p>

If there even is a poor girl, as opposed to somebody who friend-zoned you over lunch a few years ago when her gaydar kicked in.<\/p>

John Cornyn wouldn\u2019t touch this hilariously fraudulent pantomime of Talarico\u2019s with a ten-foot pole, and because of that, he\u2019d bore and demoralize his voters to death while Talarico took to the stump to call Cornyn every nasty name in the book. Paxton? Merciless ridicule from the report of the starter pistol.<\/p>

That\u2019s how you win. Let\u2019s hope everybody notices.<\/p>

3. Villagers, Pillagers, WEB, and BTW<\/h2>

I\u2019ve got, as it happens, three black friends named Marcus, and so without outing this one by singling him out, I\u2019ll just say it was Marcus D. who sent this in after he read my column here a couple of weeks ago about villagers and pillagers. I thought it was a particularly good insight.<\/p>

Hey, Scott \u2014 I\u2019ve been chewing on that column about villagers and pillagers for a few days now, and I finally figured out why it resonated with me \u2014 you\u2019re talking about what happened to the black community a century ago.<\/p>

Specifically, the Great Debate between Booker T. Washington, who was the most prominent Black leader of the late 19th century, and W.E.B. Dubois, who eventually supplanted Washington.<\/p>

Booker T. was a classic villager. He went all over the country building schools for Black children, teaching them the skills for successful civilian life and particularly how to become producers,\u00a0 farmers, tradesmen, engineers, mechanics and so forth. And he wasn\u2019t all that interested in politics or ideology. For Washington it was about making his people crucial to the communities they lived in because once the rest of the country saw that they needed Black America all of the things they\u2019d been denied would come their way.<\/p>

But Dubois was the opposite. Dubois said the free market victimized the Black community and so an educated elite had to rise up and take reparations (my word for it) from the White man. You\u2019re going to agree that\u2019s a pillager mentality.<\/p>

Dubois won, unfortunately, and ever since it\u2019s been more and more tragic that most Blacks think of themselves as victims who can and should be pillagers. Those of us who live our lives as villagers get accused of \u201cacting white\u201d and being \u201ceight-balls\u201d and \u201coreos\u201d because we\u2019d rather produce than live off the white man. They wonder why we don\u2019t care anymore.<\/p><\/blockquote>

As I told him in response to his e-mail, that\u2019s a very good example of this long-standing fight between takers and makers, or villagers and pillagers, as I\u2019ve decided to frame it.\u00a0(RELATED: When the Villagers Finally Have Had Enough of the Pillagers)<\/strong><\/p>

It won\u2019t happen, but if somebody in Hollywood ever bothered to do a biopic on Booker T. Washington, I\u2019ll bet it would be a huge hit. Booker T. Washington was an absolute badass, and he\u2019s been largely lost to history. As Marcus D. noted, the guy built 5,000 schools across the country for black kids, for crying out loud. He also built Tuskegee Institute almost out of thin air. And his book Up From Slavery<\/em> ought to be required reading in every American History class at the high school level, but of course it isn\u2019t.<\/p>

Booker T. Washington raised an insane amount of money from white industrialists to elevate his people, and \u2014 amazingly \u2014 he didn\u2019t scam anybody; the money was used for its intended purpose. That\u2019s the villager mentality at work. Dubois? Let\u2019s just say it\u2019s a different kind of legacy.<\/p>

4. Back to Obvious Things\u2026<\/h2>

Kudos to Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and his team for opening one of the easiest \u201cinvestigations\u201d in human history \u2014 namely, the just-announced probe into E. Jean Carroll, who used a weaponized kangaroo court in New York and a small portion of billionaire Epstein-list pervert and TDS leftist Reid Hoffman\u2019s fortune in order to secure a judgment against Donald Trump over a lie. Carroll couldn\u2019t even name the year in which she alleged Trump sexually assaulted her in an upscale Manhattan department store, but nonetheless turned her complaint into a mega-jackpot from Trump\u2019s bank account amid the Empire State\u2019s judiciary turning into a pillager army aimed at Trump.<\/p>

Well, since then, it\u2019s become increasingly undeniable that the entire accusation was a cooked-up put-up job, and now comes the comeuppance.<\/p>

Reminder\u2026<\/p>

This is when E. Jean Carroll, the woman who accused President Trump of Raping her, says in order to convince the jury, a group of professionals tried to make her look more \u201cFuckable\u201d and admits \u201cIt was all just Trick\u201d<\/p>

She says her legal team wanted to recreate how\u2026 https:\/\/t.co\/KOwcp2EGv7 pic.twitter.com\/e48r1GKqia<\/p>

\u2014 MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) May 28, 2026<\/p><\/blockquote>

I don\u2019t want to get into all of the things that can be said about E. Jean Carroll, who is nuts on levels that are extreme even for today\u2019s single women of the Left. But again, if you\u2019re a politician on the right side of the political fence, this is who you\u2019re up against, and you\u2019re going to be slimed as irredeemable regardless of the truth. You\u2019d better have a lot more Ken Paxton in you than John Cornyn if you want to survive it.<\/p>

Remember that adage about how tough men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make tough times, and tough times make tough men? Well,\u00a0 at least politically, we\u2019re in the fourth stage of that cycle. The E. Jean Carrolls don\u2019t come along, or at least they don\u2019t get far, in good times.<\/p>

5. There\u2019s No Doctor in That House<\/h2>

I usually reserve the 5th thing for something less serious, and I guess this qualifies. At least, we don\u2019t really have to take Jill Biden and her mentally defective sex pest husband seriously anymore. But did you see this?<\/p>

NEW: Former First Lady Jill Biden says she thought her husband was having a stroke during his 2024 debate against Donald Trump.<\/p>

Jill famously boasted on stage with Joe Biden after the debate about how he did \u201csuch a great job.\u201d<\/p>

\u201cI thought, \u2018Oh my God, he\u2019s having a stroke,\u2019 and\u2026 pic.twitter.com\/wfYBoIpxWx<\/p>

\u2014 Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 27, 2026<\/p><\/blockquote>

The question I have isn\u2019t why anybody would believe this pathetic lie that somehow it was shocking that a raving invalid, whose mental acuity was clearly reduced when Jill Biden ran her husband for president in 2020, would perform badly in a presidential debate.<\/p>

My question is, why, if Dr. Jill was so concerned about Dirty Joe\u2019s faceplant on the debate stage, didn\u2019t she throw in the towel and get him some help then and there? Instead, we got this\u2026<\/p>